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In an effort to "find himself" after college, Ralph Cole packed his Volkswagen Golf and headed cross-country from New Jersey to California. He relinquished all ties to the modern world; even suspended his Facebook account.
Somewhere around the Grand Canyon, Ralph took a wrong turn and fell off the face of the earth.
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Ralph's body was never found
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Some believe Ralph didn't die in the car wreck, even though his DNA was smeared all over the driver's side dash. (The engine compartment was compacted like an accordion bellows.) Some believe he lives on and wanders the base of the Grand Canyon, toothless and "in-touch" with the wild- surviving only on raw fish and osprey eggs. It is in this author's humble opinion, Ralph did not survive; but rather his body was dragged off and eaten by wolves.
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